Intimacy is Alive and Well…and now sold at Target!
Posted to: Funny Signs, fun laughs
August 27, 2009
Like probably most of you, I’m not a big fan of running errands.
But I make sure I ALWAYS bring my camera.
Never know what you might see.
Like this sign of awesomeness. Check it out!
Target, the fifth largest retailer in the US, sells Intimacy.
How awesome is that?
Makes for a great story. Can you imagine?
“Hey, Brenda, cuuutie! Where’d you meet your husband again?”
“Are you ready for this? I met him at Target. In the Intimacy aisle!”
“Get out! A29 ?”
“That’s the one!”
“I love that aisle! Same one that sells acid reducers!”
“I know! I always tell Hank if i wasn’t looking for intimacy and he wasn’t looking for acid reducers we might never have met!”
Swoon. “Can you believe it? At Target.”
“Yes, Target!”
“Isn’t life funny?”
Sure is.
So keep your eyes open. And your camera finger ready. 
Post-it Note #10
Posted to: post it notes series
June 30, 2009
Today, I will return my shopping cart to the corral.
And walk it over…not push it from fifteen feet. Hoping it will make it.
(Yes, I see your guilty smile.)
Because you know what happens next. Invariably, it’s going to hit some random stone or shunned penny and careen into a really nice car like an Audi A8 or BMW 6 series or special edition Range Rover.
Notice, how it won’t be the 2002 Saturn or beat up Civic with rear spoiler parked next to it. (Hat tip to Murphy.)